Last Person Who Duffed Up God

So, currently I am reading Confessions of Georiga Nicolson #5: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel by Louise Rennison. I’m only on the first page and already laughing. I’ll share what made me laugh, but first I’ll explain what Duff means. It’s English (British) slang for beating up. So, that explains the title of my post and here is the part that made me laugh:

“I wish there was someone I could duff up but there is no one to blame. Except God, and although He is everywhere at once He is also invisible. (Also, the last person who tried to duff up God was Satan, and he ended up standing on his head in poo with hot swords up his bum-oley.)”

Georgia is too funny! 🙂

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9 responses to “Last Person Who Duffed Up God

  1. No one exactly knows the nature of God. There is a story of Baha’u’llah wandering in the wilderness of Kurdistan, and coming upon a ruffian. The ruffian told Him, “I am cooking God, and I shall eat Him for lunch.” The Great Teacher replied, with a smile, “Very well; enjoy.” God is essentially unknowable.

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